“6 Signs His Love-Makin’ Ain’t Lackin’!” (;

05|04|10: The Facts Tuesday!

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies; last week was all about the men and this week is all about you. (: Most women think that if they can see a bulge through his tight pants, then he’s gotta be awesome in the sheets. They also think that all guys are great at sex and that they have fabulous sperm that will get you pregnant in no time if you ask them to. But big dick and tight pants are not great ways to evaluate whether your eye-candy is going to satisfy you in bed or not. But there is good news! There are ways you can tell if your guy is healthy and fertile and up on his game. (: Some of them might be surprising, but use them to your advantage ladies, if you do, you’re sure to find your sex god.

1. Look At His Waist!

Guys with beer guts are not the way to go if you want to find your sex god. Testosterone is broken down very quickly in stomach fat, so the bigger the stomach, the faster it’s going to suck testosterone from his goods and your sex life! If your guy is low on testosterone it can have many damaging effects on your sex life; he’ll be a lot more tired, not willing to try any exciting positions that require a lot energy, his fertility will be lower because he won’t be producing a lot of sperm, and to top it all off, he’s less likely to be in the mood! This is especially important if your guy is over 30 because your metabolism will slow down and your testosterone production will decrease (1% every year!). So ladies, you might want to motivate your man to lose some of his belly fat or your sex life could be affected.

2. Go To The “Gun Show” And Check Him Out!

Guys who exercise frequently, and go to the gym to lift weights regularly have higher sex drives, which is a bonus for you ladies! This is because testosterone, the same hormone that regulates your sex drive, also is needed to build muscle mass. On the flip side, besides for a beer-gut guy not being good, too skinny of a guy isn’t doing your sex life any good either. Skinny guys don’t have a lot of testosterone and therefore don’t have as strong of a sex drive. But unfortunately, working out still only does so much for testosterone production, and if your guy can’t build big muscles, it’s not his fault, it’s just because he doesn’t have high enough hormone levels.

3. He’s A Tamed Party Animal

Smoking and heavy drinking also have major effects on your sex drive. So it’s wise to look for a guy who only drinks moderately and doesn’t smoke. Smoking constricts your blood vessels, so that means less blood is going to his little friend, meaning he might have a harder time getting it up in bed. Alcohol is a central-nervous system depressant, so this could also cause less blood flow to his member, which in turn may also lead to a problem of him becoming limp. If your guy parties hard, chances are he won’t be partying hard in the bedroom.

4. Don’t Ignore The Love Sacs!

This is about more than just checking to see if he has balls, look at them carefully. His testes should be equal in size, about the size of a walnut, but if there are small irregularities it’s nothing to be worried about. If however, one of his boys is A LOT smaller than the other (like cherry sized), then you have a problem. 95% of the testes are used to make sperm and the other 5% makes testosterone, therefore if one of his testicles is smaller, then you have smaller sperm producing capability. You also need to notice how hot his testicles get when you’re touching him. If they are very warm, it could be because of a group of veins called a varicocele, which produce warm blood and reduces sperm count! These veins can be raised on the scrotum or flat, and sometimes look similar to varicose veins that you can get on your legs. To check if your guy has one; take his balls in your hand and gently run your fingers across the scrotal skin, looking for raised parts or lumps.

5. Hang Out With His Little Swimmers!

The best indicator of how your guy’s sex drive is, is to check out his semen. When your guy cums he should produce about a half teaspoon of semen. If he is consistently producing less than that; something’s fishy. Either he ejaculates a lot during sex, he’s been masturbating a lot, or he could even have an infection in his ejaculatory duct. Also, next time your guy cums, check out the cloudiness of his semen. Although it is mostly fluid, 1% of it is sperm (which makes his cum cloudy), so if you notice that his semen is more clear than milky, it could mean he has a low sperm count. You should also taste his semen. If your guy has sex everyday, and sometime more than once a day or masturbates in the same fashion, his semen is going to taste saltier because the fructose (which is sweet tasting) in his semen will decrease. If he hasn’t had an orgasm in a while, then you’re looking for a sweeter taste.

6. Not Too Long, Not Too Short, Just Right. (:

Most of you ladies know that if your guy takes 2 minutes or less to cum (premature ejaculation) that can have an effect on the satisfaction of your sex life. But also, if your guy takes a considerably long time to cum, that can be a problem too. It could be because he masturbates too often-because he gets so used to orgasming by his own devices that he might not be able to orgasm with you. But also, some medications (anti-anxiety or antidepressants) can also cause your guy to hold out on his love-squirting.

Well there you have it ladies, 6 different ways to find out if your next guy is going to give you satisfaction in bed. Follow these simple tips and you’ll be on your way to finding the sex god of your dreams. (; Have a great Tuesday everyone!