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04|28|10: Happy Hump Day!

Today’s hump day article, titled “Why is hump day no longer about sex, columnist answers” covers two different topics. Firstly, that people are ignorant when it comes to reading informational college sex articles. These types of articles are not meant to be porn. They are meant to be informational about sexual topics that matter to college students. So the writer, Nikki Signer, addresses this issue in quite a matter-of-fact-way.

Secondly, we need a new approach to sexuality! Signer talks about Thomas Millar’s theory, “The performance theory.” The idea is that we are all musicians, with unique individual sexual instruments. Some have never been played, and some have been played a lot. But nonetheless, we all have them and to master the art of playing them, we just need to practice practice practice. If you find the right partner, you can really make some beautiful music together. (: This article also touches on the subject of rape in regards to the “performance theory”. Consider this: who would want to have a jam session with someone who isn’t as in to it as you? The answer should be NO ONE. Therefore rape is unacceptable because you should not have sex with someone who doesn’t want it. End of story.

It’s a fascinating article, really, I suggest that all of you read it! And just remember if you’re going to get your hump on today, that all it takes is the right partner to make a truly beautiful symphony together. (; Have a great Wednesday everyone!

The perfect couple, making beautiful music together (both literally and figuratively!)-Ellen Page & Michael Cera in Juno.

P.S. In case you are all wondering what the hell the “Upper-Decker Blumpkin AC Slater” is, here is your answer, directly from urbandictionary.com…

This act requires both a male and female to perform. A male takes a crap in the upper tank of the toilet while performing a delicate balancing act, and getting his cock sucked, as the female takes a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he’s at the Maxx.

I got my girlfriend so drunk that I was actually able to convince her to perform the Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater with me while my buddy hid in the closet and video taped the performance!

Hey. Whatever floats your boat, I guess. :|