“RISE AND SHINE!” (;

04|27|10: The Facts Tuesday!

All guys want sex, all the time. But actually there is a specific time of the day when guys are at their peak for horniness, and unfortunately you may not be. But you should learn to love it because it packs pleasure for you too. (; The time of the day when guys want sex the most is right when they wake up in the morning.

Why are men so eager to get it on in the morning? Well, it’s actually a biological reason; at night is when testosterone levels peak (which control your guy’s sex drive). And the reason guys wake up with morning wood-is not because of some erotic dream they may have had (although that could contribute!), it’s actually because blood circulation in the penis also increases at night, while they are sleeping. Now ask any man what he would like to do with his morning wood and he’s NOT going to say, “Oh, no big deal, that’s just what my dick does.” He IS going to want to put that wood to use, so a good morning romp is exactly what he’s looking for. (;

Now ladies, we all know that we definitely don’t feel the peak of our sexiness in the morning; what with our crazy-scientist-hair and dragon-lady breath. But having sex in the morning has some perks! When your man is well-rested and his testosterone levels are at their peak then he will have more energy for sex, which means he will last longer in the sack. Bonus for you! So what you should do is get rid of those unsexy feelings, so you can enjoy the morning goodness. (; Tell your guy that he has 30 seconds to prepare for you to rock his world, so then you both can go to the bathroom and tame the wild beast and brush away the dragon. When you return, it’s game-on baby!

Now, if you want some sexy morning positions, try spooning positions since this is how you sleep normally. It’s easy, requires little energy from you, and packs a big punch because he can reach your nipples and your clit if he wants. Also you can try a spooning position, but lie on your back with your legs up and and over his hips as he enters you. You’re going to form a human “T”, making this position at the perfect angle to hit your G-spot so you’ll have a fabulous good-morning orgasm!

Well there you have it guys. Mornings don’t get any better than that. (; So ladies, the next time your guy wakes you up with kisses and some nice “breakfast sausage,” you should definitely take him up on that morning offer! Wake up and smell the sex! Have a great Tuesday everyone. (: